Can I preorder Battletoads? xDDD

En un foro de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, han desarrollado una nueva forma de 'trolleo' masivo. Aunque no se si llamarlo trolleo, porque directamente son ganas de tocar muchísimo las pelotas. En resumen se han dedicado a llamar a los Gamestop (una cadena de tiendas de videojuegos de USA) preguntando si podían reservar el 'Battletoads'. Durante casi dos días enteros. Para el que no lo sepa, el Battletoads es un juego que salió inicialmente para la NES y que según tengo entendido fue desarrollado por lo que antiguamente era Rare.

Como anécdota, es un juego jodidamente difícil. Yo por ejemplo no pude pasarme ni la segunda pantalla (supongo que por eso le tienen tanto cariño en dicho foro).

Imaginaos lo que sería tener una tienda como Game y que cada 30 segundos te llamen preguntando por un juego que ni sabes que existe. Saldría algo como esto:

Me: Hello..I was wondering if you had an old ps2 game...pandora something...
Him: Pandora Tomorrow? That's uh...(I hear shitloads of phones ringing) 9.99$.
Me: Good, and how much is battletoads going for?
Him: About the same price your mom goes for on the street.
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Me: Hey do you guys have COD4 in stock?
Gamestop: Yes we certainly do.
Me: Alright cool, also do you guys have Battletoads for the Wii?
Gamestop:.....no we dont have that.
Me: Shit I better do a barrel roll then.
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Me: Hi i am looking for an old PS2 Tom Clancy game. Cant remember the title.
Him: I dont really know which game you mean.
Me: You guys still carry PS2 games?
Him: Yes
Me: Its called Amphibious Combat or Combat Amphibians or something.
Him: OH YOU MEAN BATTLETOADS! HOW ABOUT A GAME OF PRANK CALLERS!
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Me: Halo.
GS: Hello.
Me: How are you?
GS: Good how are you?
Me: Fine. I was just curious as to if you have stocked Battle Toads?
Him: How old are you?
Me: 19.
Him: So you're nineteen? And you and your friends waste all day calling me and harrasing my store about some stupid game that doesnt exist? Grow up! Srsly, we are swamped and I dont need you faggots clogging my phone line.
Me: BUT THIS IS A SRIOUS INQUIRE!
Him: NO IT ISNT! YOURE JUST TRYING TO BOTHER ME!
Me: IM SO SERIOUS I NEED THIS GAME!
Him: THEN COME DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET IT!
(him going on screaming at me, about something)
Me: LISTEN. I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM.
Him: I DONT WANT HELP I JUST WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Me: JUST LISTEN!
Him: NOOOOOOO GO AWAY!
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Me: Hi, is this gamestop?
Him: yes it is, how may I help you?
Me: I'm looking for a game but I don't know if it's out yet.
him: BATTLE TOADS IS NOT OUT YOU FUCKING MORON NOW STOP CALLING ME!!!
Me: What? Battletoads? what the fuck is that? I just wanted to see if you had a game for the PS2. It's based off of a TV show.
Him: Ok what's the name?
Me: Crank Yankers Special Battletoads edition.
Him: ...*hangs up*
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Me: Hey, uh... I'm wondering about a game that comes out on the 20th
Him: Yeah?
Me: It's uh... Rock band...
Him: for?
Me: The PS3. I'm just wondering if I can come in and get it on the 20th or if I have to preorder.
Him: You can come in right now and get it if you want.
Me: OK. What about battletoads for the wii?
Him: I'm sorry, we don't have that.
Me: You have to have friggin battletoads!
Me: I want my fucking battletoads!
Me: Damn it man you better have fucking battletoads!
*click*
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Me: Hello, is this gamestop?
Him: Yes, how can I help you?
Me: I'm curious if this game is out... Galaxy, or something. A friend told me to pick it up.
Him: Mario Galaxy? Yes, it's been rel-
Me: -Galaxy Battletoads.
Him: *click*
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Me: "Hi there, kind sir."
Him: "What do you want now?"
Me: "Have you gotten in that stock of Amphibian Prank Calling Extreme yet?"
Him: "I hate you."
Me: "That's not very nice, I'm just a desperate teenage girl seeking some toads in battle."
Him: "We're very busy, be mature and leave us alone."
Me: "If I don't keep calling, Anonymous will kill me, and my dog is not enough to protect me from their evil schemes."
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Me: Yeah, I am trying to get a game for my son. He has a Wii
Him: What game?
Me: I am not sure. It has Mario in it and its NOT a soccer game
Him: Super MArio Galaxy just came in for the Wii.
Me: That is probably it if its new. How much?
Him: $49.99
Me: Gee thats a lot. I think I am going to trade in a game. How much can I get for Battletoads?
Him: STOP CALLING!
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GS: This is Gamestop how may I help you?
Me: Hi this is Jerry the regional manager for the gamestops in the Sacramento area and we've been getting a lot of complaints from our stores that people have been calling in requesting a game called "Battletoads", we were wondering if you were getting any such calls?
GS: Yeah, about every 30 seconds someone calls in asking for anything that has to do with battletoads
Me: Do you have any copies
GS: ....
Me: We need over nine thousand copies for our ware houses
GS: *click*
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GS:Hello this is agemstop and we don't sell anything to do with battletoads how may i help you
me: Whats a battle toad?
GS: Bunch of stupid kids calling about it.....anyway how may i help you?
Me: im intrested in this battletoad....does it exist?
GS: No it doesn't
Me: Sure it doesn't cause im looking for a copy
GS: *click*
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GS: (greeting) Hold please...
Me: Do you have Vegas for PC?
GS: Yes it's 19.99
Me: Oh and do you have Battletoads for the Wii?
GS: I don't, but I'm making it right now.

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GS: Gamestop this is Mike how may I help you.
Me: Look man, all these prank calls you are getting are from these internet nerds for Battletoads are probably getting annoying.
GS: Yea man they have been calling the past 10 minutes nonstop.
Me: Yea man, they have their own forum and are basically just posting up random Gamestop numbers and pranking them.
GS: Those little fucks.
Me: Yea, if you want you can go checkout their forum site and I dont know, contact your local telephone company or something.
GS: Ohh thanks, whats the site?
Me: www.lemonparty.org
GS: Second, I have a customer
Me: Sure

....

GS: K, gimme a second

...

GS: YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU.
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Me: Do you guys have battletoads?
GS: No but your mom has herpes [click]
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GS: hi this is gamestop etc
me: hi
GS: hi
me: so how are you doing today
GS: go ahead, say it.
me: (in girliest voice possible) battletoads!
GS: thanks.
*click*

'Battletoads, battletoads, battletoads, battletoads......fuck you maaan.'

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